New Movie role for Angelina ... from Brad

Yes yes new mom Angelina Jolie will soon be returning to the big screen in a movie based on the life of slain American journalist Daniel Pearl. Jolie will play Daniel Pearl's wife Marianne Pearl.

It seems that the ex missus Jennifer Aniston is mighty pissed off at Brad and our girl Angie because well ... SHE was promised the role (which will lead to an Oscar) while she and Brad were married. Brad and Jen secured the rights to the story for filming. Well they got divorced ... Jen got the house and Brad got the movie production company and the film rights.

Seriously I don't know if this story is true but I cannot picture Jennifer Anniston in a movie role of this seriousness and gravitas. I don't picture her being all too involved with world events and journalism in general.I know i know .. it's supposed to be "acting" dahlings ... Will she make those dumb goofy eyes during a rather serious and poignant part of the movie ... ugh!!!

Instead I do see her being very involved with her hair and her Atkins diet toned body. (Maybe a nice infomercial a la Suzanne Somers is in the cards for you Jen ... yeah yeah yah I know you want to be all edgy and have indie cred but really we all know you're more concerned with your latest hairstyle than the Mid East crisis at the moment ... be honest!!!)

Anyhow good on you Brad for going with Angelina Jolie. While Angie may be a little bit lighter skinned than Marianne Pearl, Pearl is said to approve of the casting of Angelina Jolie and given her the thumbs up to portray her on screen. Both their 4 years old sons are said to be friends.

http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1819384,00.html

All Things Angelina ....

Man even Britney Spears wants to be like Angelina Jolie.

Britney Spears Channels Angelina Jolie, Part II?
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_27267232.shtml


Remember all those cool pictures we saw of Angelina and her beautiful children ...

like this ...

and this ...

or this ...

Well they are just stunning and classy really.

It seems our White Trash (WT) Princess Britney Spears wants to channel this groovy, classy vibe of Angelina for herself. Hey who wouldn't?

But Angelina is in another league Miss WT. Angelina has educated herself herself and allowed herself to grow and learn as a curious and thoughtful person and human being while you are stuck in your white trash stinky prison with your WT stinky dumb ass husband.

Evolving as a human being from your ignorant ways would be a good first step.

They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery ... And Britney thinks that being brunette (like Angelina Jolie) will automatically gives you more respect away from your obvious White Trash ways.

Ha you have so much more work to do Brit.

I give you - Example A

Example B:

Gawd if Britney truly believed this last picture of her was attractive and/or classy maybe what she really needs is a good pair of glasses .... good grief!!!Hint: getting rid of that constant gum in your mouth and washing your greasy hair is a very good first step! Cheers.

The Power Couple are brought down by their baby

As Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are quickly finding out that caring for a new born baby is the most tiring j o b in the whole wide world. Phew....

Yes it's true. Even being Super Hero "Laura Croft" and kicking bad guy's butts all day is no match to being brought to your knees by your demanding (and exhausting) new born baby all night long.

Ah the sublime power of the new borns ...

Anyhow it is totally normal for new and first time parents to be tired and stressed out all the time in the beginning. Our lovely superhero Angelina Jolie will eventually and with time get used to all the work involved with caring for new born babe Shiloh. And she will soon be back to being the energetic globetrotting orphan adopter superhero we all know she is. And we sooooooo love her for that!

So hang in there Angie and take care of yourself and your health. As every new mother out there knows: taking care of newborns is the hardest job on the planet.

Hey Brad can you move your ass and help Angie out a little here. Oh now where is that nanny!!! ;)

Go Angelina go and hang in there!!! Hugs and kisses to baby Shiloh and to Maddox and Zahara!

Read more about Angelina and her baby blues ........
http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/07/angelina_jolies_got_the_baby_blues.php