Angie spends Christmas with Columbian refugees.

Wow talk about truly selfless. Most people with a fresh and brand new spanking baby would want to stay home and oooh and ahhh over baby (Shiloh's) first Christmas. Not the First Royal Globe Trotting Family. Noooo. Brad and Angelina (not sure of the kiddies) arrived in Costa Rica on Monday to bring attention to Columbian refuggess displaced from their home and now living in Costa Rica. As part of her work as Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR) Angelina spent Christmas meeting the refugee families, children and officials in Costa Rica. "The conflict in Colombia is the greatest humanitarian tragedy in the Western Hemisphere, but it receives very little international attention. My Christmas message to Colombian refugees and to the millions of displaced people in Colombia is that the world has not totally forgotten them," said Angelina.

The United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR) said these refuggess make up the largest single population of concern anywhere in the world. Overall around three million Colombians have been forced to leave their country in the last 20 years of conflicts. An estimated 11,500 Columbian refugees are now staying in Costa Rica. Wow and super wow I never cease to be amazed at the immense generosity of Santa Angelina. God Bless!!! Here are some great pics of her Royal Gorgeousness. Simply Fantastic. hey maybe she can go on the View and chat with Rosie O'Donnell. (Rosie always says "FANTASTIC" on the show)








Whew I don't know who is yummier Angie or Brad?

Who do you find yummier?? hehe.

The whole paparazzi world goes mad for Angelina and Brad ... so much *** starpower *** it's blinding!!!

Angelina Jolie with Brad Pitt at The Good Shepherd Premiere

Watch a little of the madness that is a Brangelina premier. Everybody wants a piece of Angelina ... She's a ManEater ... hehe well Angelina did say that she falls in love with all her leading men hehe.

I would too Angie baby ... I would also...

She's a Man Eater ... Nelly Furtado song running in my head describing Angelina

Everybody look at me, me
I walk in the door you start screaming
Come on everybody what chu here for?
Move your body around like a nympho
Everybody get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people come on jump around
I want to see you all on your knees, knees
You either want to be with me, or be me!

Yup this describes Angelina fer sure ... except she's not that narciscisstic about it ... anymore.

Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cards
make you fall real hard in love
She's a Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cards
Wish you never ever met her at all!

Oh I'm sure Brad loves spending money on her and the kids. And Angie is rich herself she buys Brad some pretty cool gifts I'm sure.

And when she walks she walks with passion
when she talks, she talks like she can handle it
when she asks for something boy she means it
even if you never ever see it
everybody get your necks to crack around
all you crazy people come on jump around
you doing anything to keep her by your side
because, she said she love you, love you long time!

Angelina is on fire these days. Everyone wants a piece of her. Her flame is very hot. Burning!!!

Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cards
make you fall real hard in love
She's a Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cards
Wish you never ever met her at all!

Yeah all the filmmakers pursuing her relentlessly dying for her to be in their next films. Dying I tells ya!!!! It's gonna cost you millions and millions of dollars to get that red hot momma in yo films boys!!!!

Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cards
make you fall real hard in love
She's a Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cards
Wish you never ever met her at all!

All the paparazzi lustily pursuing her knowing that one perfect and original snapshot of her will pretty much help set them up financially.

Never ever met her at all!
you wish you never ever met her at all!
you wish you never ever met her at all!
you wish you never ever met her at all!
you wish you never ever met her at all!

More Angelina and Brad

My, my, my I have been a bad little blogger lately. Life is like that sometimes but no more. The Brad and Angelina news updates MUST CONTINUE. Here they are.
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My, my, my: are the gossip rags that starved for stories that they have to go back to the beginning of this whole Brad/Angelina get together and spin it again and again.

Honestly it seems as if everytime Brad and/or Angie has a new career development announcement, we get the "Jen is crying out in pain because Brangelina is throwing their love in her face" stories. Seriously what are Brad and Ang supposed to do: become a nun and a priest so as to not upset Jen!

I really would not like to believe these stories but somehow they ring true to how self centered Jennifer can be.

Listen Jen honey: Yes you were married to the most gorgeous man ever. You lost him. He found another (true?) love and life continues. Maybe if you'd had that darn baby with Brad ... oh well we won't go down that road kiddies. ;)

I really would like to know if these stories about Jennifer are true; that she becomes a nervous wreck whenever the Dynamic Duo stories are splashed on the newstands. Maybe she's upset not because "Angelina stole Brad away" but because of her own bad decisions she let Brad get away.

OK enough psychoanalyzing for one Christmas Eve Night.

Happy Holidays Everyone regardless of what Holidays you celebrate. Stay Happy and Healthy...
CHEERS!!!

*Thanks to the National Enquirer for the pic.

Angie and Brad help Madonna and Guy on give tips on How to Adopt a Child

Angie and Brad - the veteran baby adopters are giving advice and helpful hints to the newbies - Madonna and Guy. Angelina is an expert on foreign adoptions that she can write books on the topic.

But Madonna had not gotten such a smooth ride and applause for adopting as successfully as Angelina has. Maybe she needs better tips and help from Angie.

Madonna is getting alot of grief for whisking away, and legally adopting, a one year old baby from his native Malawi. Perhaps because his father is still alive, people thought that Madonna should give him money and he can raise his own son. I don't know.

Many are criticizing Madonna for her adoption. We'll see as more develops on this story.
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_27269237.shtml

Is this Angelina in blackface?

Wow can this really be Angelina in blackface? Will this cause a ruckus in Hollywood because oh you know Halle Berry or others should have gotten the role over Angelina Jolie.

Marianne Pearl, who Angelina is portraying in her new film is of mixed race. Marianne Pearl has approved the casting of Ms. Jolie. So really there is no problem.

I would have a problem if the original actress was still cast - Jennifer Aniston.


Ugh Ms. Blondie GoodyTwo Shoes cast in this role. That would truly suck.

Arianna's blog has an interesting article on this whole debacle. Will Angelina get grief over this? We'll see.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/k-emily-bond/jolie-even-in-bla_b_31479.html

The rumors of their separation are greatly exaggerated ... again!

Oh Lordy!!!

The rumors are back again. The powerful and glamourous power couple of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are said to be separating yet again.

It seems like every 6 weeks or so (or on a verrry slow news week) our favourite power couple are splitting up and going their merry way.

Now I don't really know what's happening with Brad and Angelina ... but I have a few good guesses based on my intuition.

They are NOT splitting up and here's why.

Top 10 Reasons Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are Not splitting up.

1) They have 3 kids together and care about them so very much. A separation or a split will be very traumatic for the kids. They don't want to traumatize their kids so ...

2) You can't believe everything you read in the papers. The rumor mills help to sell alot of papers ... so read everything with a grain of salt.

3) Will they really separate with a wee little 3 month old baby? No. I don't think so. Plus - that's just not right.

4) Angelina already has her hands full with 3 children and now her beloved mom - Marcheline - is battling cancer. With all this happening in your life who has time to split with your sweetie lover??! You need the extra set of hands around the house.

5) Angelina will start work in a few months on the Daniel Pearl film project that Brad Pitt's company is producing. This is a very anticipated film and both Angelina and Brad seem very passionate about it. Instead of splitting apart, this looks like a project to bring the 2 even closer together.

6) The world still needs help. Look around you and see the multitude of poverty and suffering around the globe. Both Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have very big hearts and want to help ease the world's suffering and pain very much. Nothing is sexier than a compassionate and gentle partner who wants to use their star attraction and truly be of service to the world.
Translation: Brad and Angie still find each other sexy. Awwwww ...

7) Hey they gotta stay together. I want to see them in "Mr. and Mrs. Smith II ... Married with Children."
That ought to be fun.

8) Brad is hoping to get Angelina pregnant with another child.

9) Brad still has not figured out the mystery that is Angelina Jolie!!??!

10) Angelina is still discovering many things about herself and her world since getting together with Brad.

So there you go folks. There are waaaaay more positives and good things to this holy union than there are negatives. So all you nasty Nellies out there hold your tongues. Our compassionate couple is still together and this is a very good thing.

New Movie role for Angelina ... from Brad

Yes yes new mom Angelina Jolie will soon be returning to the big screen in a movie based on the life of slain American journalist Daniel Pearl. Jolie will play Daniel Pearl's wife Marianne Pearl.

It seems that the ex missus Jennifer Aniston is mighty pissed off at Brad and our girl Angie because well ... SHE was promised the role (which will lead to an Oscar) while she and Brad were married. Brad and Jen secured the rights to the story for filming. Well they got divorced ... Jen got the house and Brad got the movie production company and the film rights.

Seriously I don't know if this story is true but I cannot picture Jennifer Anniston in a movie role of this seriousness and gravitas. I don't picture her being all too involved with world events and journalism in general.I know i know .. it's supposed to be "acting" dahlings ... Will she make those dumb goofy eyes during a rather serious and poignant part of the movie ... ugh!!!

Instead I do see her being very involved with her hair and her Atkins diet toned body. (Maybe a nice infomercial a la Suzanne Somers is in the cards for you Jen ... yeah yeah yah I know you want to be all edgy and have indie cred but really we all know you're more concerned with your latest hairstyle than the Mid East crisis at the moment ... be honest!!!)

Anyhow good on you Brad for going with Angelina Jolie. While Angie may be a little bit lighter skinned than Marianne Pearl, Pearl is said to approve of the casting of Angelina Jolie and given her the thumbs up to portray her on screen. Both their 4 years old sons are said to be friends.

http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1819384,00.html

All Things Angelina ....

Man even Britney Spears wants to be like Angelina Jolie.

Britney Spears Channels Angelina Jolie, Part II?
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_27267232.shtml


Remember all those cool pictures we saw of Angelina and her beautiful children ...

like this ...

and this ...

or this ...

Well they are just stunning and classy really.

It seems our White Trash (WT) Princess Britney Spears wants to channel this groovy, classy vibe of Angelina for herself. Hey who wouldn't?

But Angelina is in another league Miss WT. Angelina has educated herself herself and allowed herself to grow and learn as a curious and thoughtful person and human being while you are stuck in your white trash stinky prison with your WT stinky dumb ass husband.

Evolving as a human being from your ignorant ways would be a good first step.

They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery ... And Britney thinks that being brunette (like Angelina Jolie) will automatically gives you more respect away from your obvious White Trash ways.

Ha you have so much more work to do Brit.

I give you - Example A

Example B:

Gawd if Britney truly believed this last picture of her was attractive and/or classy maybe what she really needs is a good pair of glasses .... good grief!!!Hint: getting rid of that constant gum in your mouth and washing your greasy hair is a very good first step! Cheers.

The Power Couple are brought down by their baby

As Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are quickly finding out that caring for a new born baby is the most tiring j o b in the whole wide world. Phew....

Yes it's true. Even being Super Hero "Laura Croft" and kicking bad guy's butts all day is no match to being brought to your knees by your demanding (and exhausting) new born baby all night long.

Ah the sublime power of the new borns ...

Anyhow it is totally normal for new and first time parents to be tired and stressed out all the time in the beginning. Our lovely superhero Angelina Jolie will eventually and with time get used to all the work involved with caring for new born babe Shiloh. And she will soon be back to being the energetic globetrotting orphan adopter superhero we all know she is. And we sooooooo love her for that!

So hang in there Angie and take care of yourself and your health. As every new mother out there knows: taking care of newborns is the hardest job on the planet.

Hey Brad can you move your ass and help Angie out a little here. Oh now where is that nanny!!! ;)

Go Angelina go and hang in there!!! Hugs and kisses to baby Shiloh and to Maddox and Zahara!

Read more about Angelina and her baby blues ........
http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/07/angelina_jolies_got_the_baby_blues.php